secretvideogamesecret
secretvideogamesecret:

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too

secretvideogamesecret:

my friend best friend sent me a snes game…dkc4 it was covered in deep red blood. i thoguht knothing of it……….no sooner had I put the game in my copmputer that ODD things began to happen. tnis must be a romhack….i thought. suddenly an ungodly shape appeared in my game. i was trembling but it was just game. then it happened. uh eh uh e uh e dark kong screamed swinging on the vine while jacking off naked. it wast just a game but also real life!!! and i screamed but it was too late…i am dead now and if you dont reblog soon you will too